Good news everyone, the renowned Academy of Idle and Frivolous Sciences (AIFS) in North-Korea has developed a glorious cure for all torments of humanity. The academy is known for unleashing glorious discoveries into the world. Including the Cronos Teleporter, the Time Turner and the Green Chicken Cloning Device which have affected the world greatly.

The discovery is a parasite that burrows into the far reaches of your cranium, but you should not be not alarmed! The Academy has ensured us personally, that it does no harm at all! There are some side effects, but what you get for accepting these is worth it. You see, the parasite produces some sort of chemicals that make you happier, and make you more likely to accept negative things.

It is truly a marvel of science I say.

 

The academy is planning to spread the parasites across the world in order to achieve world peace. When I asked them if they expect to run in any trouble with getting permission of the European Health Committee and other organisations they answered with a wonderful smile. They expected no problem at all.

Now that is what I call confidence for the good cause right?

 

Just look at their own environment in the desolation of North-Korea and its surroundings. China’s sudden disappearance from the face of the earth, the Time Paradox in Russia and the mysterious abundance of green chickens in Japan are terrible events. And yet for some reason North-Korea endured that, and did not get affected by these random anomalies. It has to be some sort of miracle.

 

We shall see what the future has in hold for us…

And remember, next week we will have another whimsical report of peculiar scientific discoveries!